The Head: Shilling stuff for the Irish since 1977

Ok kids, here's the deal. Our little buddy Ian is now what you might call a published author. Because we go way back, and because I've been lookin' out for the little guy for all these years, I thought that The Head would help him sell a few copies of his dud... I mean book!

I mean, just check out these glowing reviews!

Not only is this a book, but it has exquisite binding and quite a few pages!
- Stephen King

What can I say? This is quite possibly the best book I never read!
- Kurt Vonnegut

Fuck me, but this was the best fucking books I ever mother fucking read, yo! Fuckin' A.
- Maya Angelou

This book was terrific. Can I have my 5 bucks now?
- The dude who ran over Stephen King a few years ago.

As you can see, a great many literary masterminds firmly support this book. So why don't you buy a copy today? So help me, if you don't I'll hire a hooker to give you herpes!

The Hard Word on Life

Why not buy multiple copies and then give them to Hobos so they can use it for bedding???